i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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