YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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