You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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