I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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