he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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