What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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