Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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