Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Randomize
