My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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