Soap is not a condiment
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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