Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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