My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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