Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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