i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
