How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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