i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Congratulations! We have a period
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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