i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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