Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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