just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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