Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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