im holly from the hills drunk
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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