I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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