Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
my poor anus
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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