she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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