i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Drunk is a universal language darling
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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