So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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