WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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