he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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