i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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