we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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