This girl is more easily done than said...
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Dignity is for republicans.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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