they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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