So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
where are my eyebrows?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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