I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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