these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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