Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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