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(404): View more from Georgia

Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.

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Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.

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(404): Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me. (706): Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest. http://tfl.nu/zfpy

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(908): View more from New Jersey

fireball beer pong. youre missing out

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how is that even possible?

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ove gloves.

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be there in ten.

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(908): fireball beer pong. youre missing out (732): how is that even possible? (908): ove gloves. (732): be there in ten. http://tfl.nu/dpvx

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(732): View more from New Jersey

been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college

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(732): been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college http://tfl.nu/n77e

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(248): View more from Michigan

To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....

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(248): To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet.... http://tfl.nu/cx4o

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(708): View more from Illinois

He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain

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(708): He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain http://tfl.nu/7dwy

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(765): View more from Indiana

Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.

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(765): Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug. http://tfl.nu/xwvw

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.

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(203): Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again. http://tfl.nu/p8rx

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.

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(506): I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number. http://tfl.nu/oux0

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.

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(+44): he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway. http://tfl.nu/6dio

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(703): View more from Virginia

they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.

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(703): they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them. http://tfl.nu/6kqz

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(415): View more from California

Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.

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(415): Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited. http://tfl.nu/jdnb

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(630): View more from Illinois

Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.

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(630): Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll. http://tfl.nu/j17p

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.

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(612): Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey. http://tfl.nu/j7hl

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton

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(401): The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton http://tfl.nu/me9i

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(352): View more from Florida

Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month

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(352): Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month http://tfl.nu/4t8s

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