Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..