I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child