You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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