Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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