I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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