Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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