He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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