well most of my day revolves around power hour
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
So vagazzling was a success
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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