I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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