Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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