Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants