yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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