Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.