People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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