4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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