Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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