Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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