I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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