I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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