Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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