I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Little spoons don't ask big questions
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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Semen is not good for contacts.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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