I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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