Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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