STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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